when teachers say “over the weekend i want you to…”
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
I feel likethe first rule of simblr is to reblog this
I always felt like this when hearing this song.
FEELS
(Source: paulmcfruity)
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
