November 2012
1 post
thebaronofthebutts:
when teachers say “over the weekend i want you to…”
September 2012
1 post
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
August 2012
16 posts
Watchlunchtrae:
OH MY FUCKING G0DIJFHGIHOLKMNGBVFD
nagiharakun:
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
me: what do you wanna know
headup-billybuddy:
the-future-mrs-solo:
whatheballs:
shavingryansprivates:
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Watch
July 2012
26 posts
Watchlunchtrae:
OH MY FUCKING G0DIJFHGIHOLKMNGBVFD
When you get a higher score than the smartest...
sodamnrelatable:
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ashlynlemieux:
“Find the butt, and do what feels right.” -Early Cuyler.
China: 1.2 billion people, 50 last names.
consultingbabes:
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
theepichumor:
u liked my pic
i liked ur pic
i think u know what’s next
When you try to pretend nothing's wrong but can't...
sodamnrelatable:
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June 2012
27 posts
