That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
theepichumor: … And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While You're...
God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this
tveits: i’m never illegally downloading music...
gradies: i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked